Lil' Wayne

What is Lil' Wayne?


1.

he sucks ass. he's overrated by pricks who don't know shit. he can't freestyle. he can't rap. he's a swagger jacker. he sounds like he's gargling my nut sack.

i don't give a fuck if lil' wayne sold millions of records. that just goes to show how idiotic millions of people can be.

he's been rapping before he went to puberty, and he still sucks ass.

See swagger jacker, lame, stupid, dumb, sucks

2.

The greatest example of how to make creativewackness.

dude: yo whatup Weezy, kick some shit for us nigga.

Lil' Wayne: aight mane, huh, huh, watch this

dude: c'mon nigga

Lil' Wayne: yeah, huh, I'm on like the TV...

dude: aw man get tha fuck outta here

Lil' Wayne: ?? Ain't I the gretest rapper alive?

dude: yeah, but from Mars! Fuckka.

See dumbass, wack, shit, garbage, fake

3.

overrated, wackass rapper who gets hyped up by retards.

Lil' Wayne: I should cut myself to see if my blood's red. Baby I brainstorm, call me flood head.

WTF!? Flood head? You know what? Fuck Lil Wayne and his dick jockeys!

See bitch, retarded, fag, dickrider, bandwagonner

4.

Corny "rapper" that uses synthesized voice effects (like every other rapper these days) to compensate for his shitty content or altogether lack of content. Idolized by suburban teeny boppers and other people that don't know any better. Extremely goofy looking, and raps with his pants halfway down because he thinks it's cool and original. He is basically the Paulie Shore of rap, because he really has very little talent but is still famous for the time being. Hopefully he will fade away soon like Paulie.

person #1- Hey did you hear Lil' Wayne's new track?

person#2- unfortunately I did by accident. How come every one of his songs sounds like he's in a fish tank?

Person#1- Oh, thats cause he's so crazy and uses voice synthesizers to cover up the fact that he is rhyming the same words andor non- words.

Person#2- Oh, well that was cool in the 80's but it's kinda gay now. Method Man, Eminem, Nas, or any old school rapper could shit on him in their sleep. Biggie and Big L. must be rolling in their graves.

See poopy, bunk, fugazi, corny, cosby sweater

5.

Shitty rapper who can only be rivalled by Akon, Kanye West, Soulja Boy, Diddy and even Vanilla Ice. Known for stealing lyrics from living artists and ghost writers, having a fugly look and obsessed with his homoerotic affection toward Ca$h Money kingpin Birdman and other fellows around him. Truly, he is one of the forefounders of hip-hop slaughter.

Lil' Wayne: OK, start with straight shots and then pop bottles,

Pour it on the models,

Shut up bitch, swallow,

If you can't swallow,

Shut up bitch, gargle...

Average Listener/ Critic/ Hip-hop fanatic: STFU! Fucking rhymeless, cock-sucking swagger jacker!

See birdman, cash money, crap, mainstream, akon

6.

Sky is the limit..sickest freestyle of lil wayne....

mike jones beat

Lil' Wayne-

"My eyes is so wide as it rise in the skillet,

I let my bitch bag it, if she steal it, imma kill her,

I bulletproof the ride, now I feel like armadillas,

And fuck ya, hot spitta, young money, we the realest,

And I aint gotta lie when I tell you im the illest,

My flow is nasty, like C Y Phyllis,

Self made G, and them bitches know the business."

See lil, wayne, lil wayne, lil' wayne, sky is the limit, sky, limit, da drought 3

7.

The most overrated music artist from any genre in history. Loved mostly by middle schoolers, posers and 8-year-olds just being introduced to hip hop. Anyone who thinks he is "the greatest rapper alive" should be shot point blank with a 12 gauge. He can't rap, he can't sing, he can't freestyle. If he was put out on the streets of Detroit with REAL rappers, he would be torn apart for slaughtering good hip hop.

Vanilla Ice is more real than Lil' Wayne, this guy fucking sucks.

See lil', wayne, asshole, poser, sissy


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