Lilf

What is Lilf?


1.

LesbianI'd like to fuck

Dude look at that lesbo

ye shes such a lilf

i'd like to do that

See gay, cunt, pussy, homosexual

2.

Linguini I'd Like to Fuck

Nothing gets me off more than going down to that dirty guinea Guiseppe's place to uncork my clam sauce on some of the lilf that he regularly serves up. Now that's a spicy meatball!

3.

lemon id like to fuck

mmmm that lemon is BITTA what a lilf

See lemon, id, like, to, fuck

4.

lifeguard i'd like to fuck

sam and max are such lilfs

See sam, max, lifeguard, lilf, hot, sexy, beast, pool

5.

lawyer I'd like to f**k.

She's such a lilf, watching her read the tax code feels like foreplay.

See sex, fk, lawyer, irs, taxes

6.

Lips I'd Like to Fuck

1. Noun - lilf

Usage: Got lilf?

2. Adjective - lilful

Usage: Thank Heaven for lilful girls.

3. Interjection - lilfuller

Example: The sound my wife makes when she says she wishes I was 'littler' while I'm fucking her lips.

See dsl, suck, fellatio, salty dog, skull fucking, two bagger

7.

Lecturer I'd like to Fuck.

"Dude, that poli sci professor is a total LILF"

See lecturer, university, napier, barnes, law


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