Lili

What is Lili?


1.

A sweet girl who's always there for you

ur sucha lili

2.

The hottest bitch around... A pimpette.. will pimp your sorry ass anytime, anywhere. You will fall upon her great majesty, she will seduce you in all manner.. beware all men

Damn Lili... u own me!

See pimpette, diva, pimp, lillie, lily, owner, bitch

3.

Abbrv.: Lindsey

(Used also as term of endearment for those of such name)

That Lili... She's such a great friend!

Te quiero, Lili!

4.

A confused young woman with a miniscule nose lacking the ability or knowledge to wear pants for longer than twenty hours. An ex-ginger imitator and natural born Canadian, Lili is not to be trusted. She is easily identifiable, especially in the winter, for she will be pantless, even in the harshest blizzard. You can also spot Lili by listening for ditzy phrases such as "Whaaaa? I don't get it...". Beware when in close proximity to her, for Lili tends to erupt in random, unpredictable spazms of peircing screeches and sudden, violent movements. Despite these questionable traits, Lili Paradis is a lovable, kind, and fun character and I love her dearly.

"Why are you pantless?! You look like Lili Paradis!!"

"Why are you flailing around like a spaz? Are you trying to be Lili Paradis or something?"

"Eh, I'm Canadian, like Lili Paradis."

See lili, paradis, canadian, pantless, ditz, lilly, lillie, lily

5.

dA smaCkA~

lili b smackin da shizz outa ur head

6.

this fucking dumb bitch with huge ass pancake sized nipples!

Leemoney: Hey pete, you wanna go get some breakfast later?

Peter: Sure, what are we having?

Leemoney: Lili's NIPPLES!

Peter: YUH!


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