Lily Pad

What is Lily Pad?


1.

The act of making an Island of Toilet Paper in a person's toilet then taking a crap on top of it. This leaves the your heep of crap to smolder above the water and really stink up the bathroom.

" I went to Griffin's house and Pulled a Lily pad."

2.

A technique similar to the upper deck that is generally utilized in a public restroom where there is no tank to the toilet. Simply wrap the U seat with toilet paper and aim to place your best dump right in the middle for all to see. Can jump stalls to wipe or leave an opening to shove your TP in after you're finished.

The service at that restaurant sucked, I'm glad I left them a lily pad.

See upper deck, poop, deficate, crap, defile

3.

The act of using your pointer and middle finger, extended and held locked together, to swipe over another man's testicles to cause great pain. The proper lily pad is performed with great gusto, and the finger tips should only lightly graze the target's sack causing an extensive, lingering and explosive pain.

In order to make his first presentation as stressful as possible, Il Duderino gave the Big Ragu a brutal lily pad in the hall.

See lilypad, lilly pad, lillypad, sack tap, ball shot


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