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When you're sitting in class or work and keep falling asleep every few seconds and waking up.
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When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she bleeds. After you cum, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick on her teddybear. And th..
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When A Woman Leaves The Semen Inside Her Clundge After Sex
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