Limp Bizkit

What is Limp Bizkit?


1.

A rap metal band which is either extremely loved by its fans, or is extremely hated by metal fans who don't believe rap and metal should blend. The only rule about Limp Bizkit is you either love them oir hate them.

Metal Fan: GODDAMN Faggoty-Fagggot Ass Limp Bizkit!!! I fuckin' hate Fred Durst with his pussy-ass wannabe rapper/singer peresona and their fuckin' turntabels and their gay-ass voices!!!

LB Fan after listening to Slayer/Manowar: GODDAMN Slayer!! How the fuckin' hell can people say that this crap is better than Limp Bizkit!! All that these faggots do is scream and play their guitars hella fast!! This gay-ass shit fuckin' blows!!!

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2.

The actual meaning whether u like it or not--A game where a group of guys jack off in a circle, where a cracker is placed in the middle. The last guy to blow there load on the cracker, must eat it with all the sperm on it. Therefore the biscuit is limp cuz of the sperm. Also a band name led by Fred Durst.

Holy Shit Dude its time for some limp bizkit eatin.

See limp, bizkit, cookie, cracker

3.

A band characterized by moronic lyrics with many mentions of the word "fuck" (CuZ Th3y r teh H4Rdc0R3!!!111!!), shitty power riffs played over and over, and inane "beats" added in. Their lead "singer" Fred Durst either "raps" in a whiny bitch ass voice or "sings" in monotone. Y'know, when he's trying to be all "serious".

Limp Bizkit song: Move in now move out, hands up now hands down.

Me: What is this? The fuckin' hokey pokey?

4.

A nu metal band formed in 1994 by Fred Durst(vocals) and Sam Rivers(bass)

John Otto(drums) and Wes Borland (gultars) quicky added to the formular.

Latter joined by Ex- House Of Pain DJ, DJ Lethal.

After doing many a tour with Deftones,Soulfly,Faith No More, Korn and The Famly Values Tour '98 and the realse of "Faith" from the album Three Dolar Bill Y'all the band was noitced.

Scince then they have had a replacement in gultarist - Mike Smith in 03 (who was repalced by Wes Borland returning around 13th August '04)

Relased 4 other albums with the 5th one being relased 3rd May '05

Three Dollar Bill Y'all (1997)

Significant Other (1999)

Choclate Starfish And The Hot Dog FLavoured Water (2000)

New Old Songs (2001)

Results May Vary (2003)

The Unquestionable Truth (2005)

5.

n.// A band that, despite constant nay-saying from what seems like everyone on the planet, is still touring across the globe and is raking in millions from record sales. In a sense, 'Limp Bizkit' is another term for a contradiction among what the general public says and what it does.

n.// Everyone says they hate Limp Bizkit, yet they still go out and buy their CDs. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call "saying whatever everyone else is saying, so long as your precious image is preserved."

6.

shit in a can.

stupid ass) man limp bizkit is soo cool

anyone with semi-decent musical taste)yea so is my grandmas 80-year-old pussy, u stupid fuck

7.

A band which is the subject of yet another pathetically fanboyish slangdefine controversy over which band/genre is better.

You know what, why don't both sides just fucking lie down and die already? It really is goddamn pathetic that you place so much of your time into this pointless conflict.

Limp Bizkit fanboy: OMG, Limp Bizkit r teh bestz0r!1shift

Limp Bizkit hater: OMG liek Limp Bizkit r teh shitz0r!1shift

Anyone with a brain: just shut the fuck up, you cowardly idiots.

See conflict, fued, music, band


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