Limp Dick

What is Limp Dick?


1.

n. 1)A man without the testicle fortitude to tap the ass of the hotties at a party 2)One who cannot get an erection

Don't be a limp dick! Go tap that ass!

2.

1. a flaccid penis

2. a case of erectile disfunction

3. an impotent or ineffectual man

Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.

See limpdick, limp-dick, hard-off, whiskey dick, letch

3.

Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)

Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.

4.

Someone who cannot achieve an erection. A person who may not be able to perform sexually because of nervousness, awkwardness or just plain malfunctioned.

I felt ashamed of my limp dick. Maybe i should get a sex change already.

See malfunction, limp, flacid, soft, hard, nervous

5.

Lacking resolve or ability even though it might seem to have both at first; see half-assed

So, what about the limp-dick improvements in voting machines and methods in the past election?

6.

1. a man with erection problems

2. andrew

andrew has a limp dick and therefore couldnt fuck nikola

See limpy, chode, small penis, wanker

7.

A dude who can't get 'it' up during sexual intercourse.

"Omg, Johnny is a limp dick!"

See softy, dicky


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