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Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangl..
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to be honest, i can't be fucked.
person 1: oh my god i got two tickets to go to a U2 concert, wanna go with me?
me: tbh, i cbf be..