Limpdick

What is Limpdick?


1.

noun- someone who is going through a hardtime, or is just pissed off.

syn- butthurt

Jon (walks up with a sad face)

Mitch- yo jonny why you all limpdick rite now?

Jon- ahh man i just found out my women cheated on my ass

See butthurt, trippin', limp-dick, limp dick, pissed

2.

A male that cannot get an erection

"so were there all ready to go and he turns into a fukin limpdick"

See softie, boneless, limp noodle, no go

3.

when someone trys to have sex and can't get hard

Julia "coty lets have sex "

coty "okay juilia, shoot i cant get hard"

julia " aww coty you have limpdick

coty" poop youre right"

See limpdick, sex, nonsex, trashed, upsetting

4.

n. a person who has no personal beliefs, strengths nor is he willing to take a stand for any cause.

v.t. limpdicking...the practice of having no personal strengths or beliefs.

Bill Clinton is a limpdick because he vacillates in ideology depending upon popular consensus and polls.


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