Limpfant

What is Limpfant?


1.

When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.

I was crankin' hard to "Days of our Lives" until a Huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

See Duke

2.

When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.

During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

See Duke

3.

When you're masterbating while watching T.V., and a commercial comes on with babies!

Last night I had a limpfant, and boy was it amazing, it got me off sooooo good


21

Random Words:

1. A nub of flesh on the top of someone's asshole. Pretty fucking gross. I was fucking your mom in the ass and I tapped her ass clit..
1. thinking that someone/ something is hot. Selena Mendez is Zelicious. HAHA LOVE YOU or Zebras are amazingly zelicious. See delicious, ..
1. bad dreams you get after taking ny-quil. it's not just a coincidence. "I don't know what's worse: the taste of ny-q..