Limpfant

What is Limpfant?


1.

When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.

I was crankin' hard to "Days of our Lives" until a Huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

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2.

When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.

During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

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3.

When you're masterbating while watching T.V., and a commercial comes on with babies!

Last night I had a limpfant, and boy was it amazing, it got me off sooooo good


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