What is Limpfant?
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When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.
I was crankin' hard to "Days of our Lives" until a Huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.
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When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.
During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.
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When you're masterbating while watching T.V., and a commercial comes on with babies!
Last night I had a limpfant, and boy was it amazing, it got me off sooooo good
Random Words:
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A word meaning one enjoys sexual contact with the opposite sex
Jesus tap dancing christ, that guy is such a queermofag
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A word mean..
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Forget it
Ah, the hell with it!
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To completely give up or put off
I was going to ask irhpctas out, but the hell with it!
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