What is Lincoln Cocked?
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When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.
-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."
-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"
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