Lincoln Hat

What is Lincoln Hat?

This is when a peice of shit is stuck to the top of your helmet after anal sex

Dude, I pounded this chick in the cornhole and when I pulled out I had a Lincoln Hat on my mule.

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1. An expression, usually insinuating that someone is retarded. Sometimes accompanied by trying to bite your own ear, or smacking your han..

Lookin Ugly

1. When your intent is not clear. Situation is not planned out or sounds like other intentions are in mind. When someone is doing somethin..

Exanimate

1. Too tired physical or mentally for normal functions. At first I thought he was downcast, then when he spilled his cofee I realized he&a..

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