Lincoln Logged

What is Lincoln Logged?

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

See jerk, coital, fecal, entry

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