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A turd that is so long, it touches the water before it leaves your ass. Often, comorbid as a groganor floater, but contrary to popular b..
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E-tycoon extraordinaire, owner of crankbeus.com and master businessman. Once held ownership to a vast corporate empire of cranking, whic..
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a Standing Hampton is an erect penis
I woke up this morning and looked down at my standing hampton
See woody, hardon, erection, stiffy..