What is Linden?
1.
To ejaculate into a person's nostril and attempt to suck the cum out of the other nostril. Prominent in the gay community.
I totally almost successfully Linden'd a bitch last night.
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2.
A small farm town with a booming population of 2,000, located in the heart of the Central Valley in California. Famous for its cherry and walnut orchards, and home to the annual Cherry Festival. Where the high school is the center of the town, and everyone knows everything about everyone. No stoplights, and Linden just put in its only gas station. One true grocery store, Rinaldi's, where you are guaranteed to run into at least one person you know. Located near Stockton, most people travel "to town" a lot in order to work, buy groceries, or for any sort of entertainment.
Boy: Where are you from?
Boy 2: Linden.
Boy: Where?
Boy 2: Linden.
Boy: London? Where?
Boy 2: No, it's near Stockton.
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3.
One of the largest mountains to ever exist. Opposite to the hole known as Katoomba.
Im off to climb Linden!
4.
derived from 1970s baseball players, spelt backwards "nednil"
used when someone makes an amazing hit.
a term used to describe an idiot
oh my you jus did a linden
you fucking linden nednil
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