Lindisfarne

What is Lindisfarne?


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The site where, in 793, the Viking marauders from the Norselands sailed into a Christian holy land and kicked their asses with their axes made of coagulated goat blood and armor made of the hardened corpses of those they slaughtered. They brought a maelstrom ov evil and pissed all over the churches, and then took a shit on what bodies were left. It was trve kvlt.

I'm about to go Lindisfarne on yo' ass.

See vikings, death, blood, norse, lindisfarne, norway, nergal


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