What is Linford?
1.
Person who drives other people's cars, particularly their father's car.
Stop being a Linford and get your own car!
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1. another of chips alternate personalties
2. someone who thinks they are good at sports, but really suck
oh god, chips turned into linford again
linford, stop hogging the ball and pass it here, thats the 2847th goal you've missed!
3.
Slack scrotum generally found covered in aspic or creosote. Can be pursuaded to work by poking repeatedly with a stick.
He was particularly like Linford in his attitude to work.
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a huge amount of cum shot into any cavity of a girl
last night i had a big exsploogsion in my gfs mouth which almost choked her
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When a person of Arabic descent tries to fart on somebody at a party but accidentally sharts himself, then acts like nothing happened.
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