Linford Coote

What is Linford Coote?


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1) A man with super powers over women;

2) To spooge on one's sister's face.

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Jim- I saw Linford Coote the other day.

Josh- Yeah?! I haven't seen that guy for years!

Jim- Yeah, he was about to pull out and give your mom a golden shower.

Josh- WTF???

Jim- She was asking for it.

2) Mel- I sometimes think about doing it to my sister.

Andy- Funny you mention that. You know it's easier to cross the hall than to cross the street. Plus, she let's me Linford Coote.


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