What is Linford Coote?
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1) A man with super powers over women;
2) To spooge on one's sister's face.
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Jim- I saw Linford Coote the other day.
Josh- Yeah?! I haven't seen that guy for years!
Jim- Yeah, he was about to pull out and give your mom a golden shower.
Josh- WTF???
Jim- She was asking for it.
2) Mel- I sometimes think about doing it to my sister.
Andy- Funny you mention that. You know it's easier to cross the hall than to cross the street. Plus, she let's me Linford Coote.
Random Words:
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The rapper way of saying that you are way cool
I'm so fly chicks wanna bang me when I drive by
See Kendall..
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When your ex still weilds the ability to convince you to drive 6 hours for a subsequent bootycall.
Cliff: Where you this weekend?
Matt..
