Lingbie

What is Lingbie?


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A black zombie sheep from Kansas Citywho surreptitiously competes in the sport of cunnilingusand sometimes falls prey to slimy dinner proposals.

She saw him approaching from across the meatpacking warehouse and instantly smelled a lingbie. The lines he threw would have never picked up a real lady, but the way he put her down...well, that was his saving grace.

See zombie, cunnilingus, eating out, barbeque


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