What is Lingerie Bowl?
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Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!
Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0
Woot Woot!
But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...
Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...
*30 minutes later*
Random Guy 2: Fuck...
Random Words:
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severe inflammation around the penis
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Getting a handjob with a finger up your ass while having your testicles licked.
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