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A sex act in which you get two fingers in the cooch and two in her mouth, then have a friend pop up from behind the dresser and take a p..
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the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.
Note: You must be ..
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An extrememly overwieght woman's vagina.
That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached wh..