What is Linkstipated?
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When you have to make a bowel movement with extreme urgency, but you're holding it in so you can finish reading (or watching) the link someone just sent you.
I ran to the bathroom the second the new "Jake and Amir" webisode was over because I was linkstipated; but the pain of holding it in was worth it to not have to press "pause."
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To fail instantly by your own words when you try to comeback in an argument. (Combined from the words Instant and Fail.)
Bill: Joe, I s..
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1)severe intercourse.
1a)as to fuck someone while twilding the fingers; also known as slickery twiddlefuck, when it becomes slippery an..
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A common name for child loving uncles
"Uncle Frank is a child molester"
"Stop that uncle frank'
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