Linkstipated

What is Linkstipated?

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When you have to make a bowel movement with extreme urgency, but you're holding it in so you can finish reading (or watching) the link someone just sent you.

I ran to the bathroom the second the new "Jake and Amir" webisode was over because I was linkstipated; but the pain of holding it in was worth it to not have to press "pause."

See constipation, link, poop, webisode, funny
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