What is Linkstipated?
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When you have to make a bowel movement with extreme urgency, but you're holding it in so you can finish reading (or watching) the link someone just sent you.
I ran to the bathroom the second the new "Jake and Amir" webisode was over because I was linkstipated; but the pain of holding it in was worth it to not have to press "pause."
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Random Words:
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The female version of cock blocked.
Christine: So what happened with Sarah and that dude last night?
Rachel: Oh, you mean Brad? Well, ..
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A short phrase for attempting to explain unexplainable people, named Tim.
Dude 1:"What the fuck is up with that dude?"
Dude ..