Linoleum Polisher

What is Linoleum Polisher?

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.

Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?

Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

Crapface

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Squoosher

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260 Ac

1. Air conditioning (or lack therof) in a car or truck by rolling down the windows and driving 60 mph. Hell, yeah my hoopty has AC! It&apo..

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