Linoleum Polisher

What is Linoleum Polisher?

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.

Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?

Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

Holiday Hair

1. The same ugly hair style every girl has when returning from a tropical destination. That chick must have just gotten back from Dominica..

Itym

1. Acronym for 'I think you mean', as often seen in online conversations. ITYM sock puppets are evil. See iykwim, afaik, puppie..

Jussbyoo

1. Pronounced like "just be you", means exactly that... Just be yourself. Don't be like everyone else, jussbyoo. See juss,..

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Linoleum Polisher Edit Meaning