Linoleum Polisher

What is Linoleum Polisher?

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.

Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?

Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

Eat Your Feelings

1. Someone who is sad. Commonly known as emo. Eating your feelings as in go cry some more. Making fun of someone considered emo. Why don&a..

Thatsjustnotright

1. visual crack if only i could read thatsjustnotright on the shitter..

Qfl

1. An acronym for "quit fuckin(g) lying". "QFL, I did not steal your delicious chocolate treats!" See internet slang,..

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