Linoleum Polisher

What is Linoleum Polisher?

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.

Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?

Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

Arkangelus

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Zehosh

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Ray-bans

1. 1. brand name of sunglasses 2. The act of dropping your balls across your partners eyes. (also see teabag) 1. I just dropped a hundyon..

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