Linoleum Polisher

What is Linoleum Polisher?


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Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.

Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?

Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!


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