Lintolyptus

What is Lintolyptus?

A mentholyptus cough drop left in one's pants pocket after having gone through the wash. Lintolipti is an acceptable plural usage in most cases.

Man I hadn't washed these pants since I had that monster cold, now I got all this lintolipti in my pockets.

Jerumpkin

1. The act of practicing for a blumpkin by jerking yourself off while taking a dump. I tried to give myself a jerumpkin as practice before..

Insta-bitch

1. An instant bitch. Calm, cool, cute, and collected at first, but say one wrong word and it's INSTA-BITCH! -Geez Glyde, stop being s..

Belitini

1. a girl jacks a man off and gets some of the cum into his belly button, she then has to sip it out like a martini Variations: Dirty bel..

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