Linus Mullarkey

What is Linus Mullarkey?

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The description of a fake reason or excuse you used when you have decided it is past time to leave your boring/stupid/slutty/braindead date.

Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.

or

Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge

or

Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door

See linus, lies, later
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