What is Linus Mullarkey?
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The description of a fake reason or excuse you used when you have decided it is past time to leave your boring/stupid/slutty/braindead date.
Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.
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Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge
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Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door
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the act of having a wet dream while sleeping in the nude, and your skeet stains your mattress
Jarrett decided to sleep in the nude for ..
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dried flakes of shit around the anus due to much shite and not enough wipe
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