What is Linuxoid?
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A computer geek whose brain is totally devoured by the Linux operating system. Sleeps in a server room, feeds on beer and cramps extracted from the keyboard, wears a shapeless checkered shirt and old stained jeans, never shaves or visits a hairdresser.
The best alarm clock for a linuxoid is
"at 07:00 >mplayer -playlist 123.m3u".
You wake up at 6:58 wondering why it doesn't play and run to the computer to check if there are any bugs
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Spilling a liquid haphazardly, as if Ron Jeremy was shooting his load everywhere.
When I dropped my beer, it hit the floor, and Ron Jer..
