Linuxoid

What is Linuxoid?


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A computer geek whose brain is totally devoured by the Linux operating system. Sleeps in a server room, feeds on beer and cramps extracted from the keyboard, wears a shapeless checkered shirt and old stained jeans, never shaves or visits a hairdresser.

The best alarm clock for a linuxoid is

"at 07:00 >mplayer -playlist 123.m3u".

You wake up at 6:58 wondering why it doesn't play and run to the computer to check if there are any bugs

See linuxcutioner, linux geek, computers


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