Linyos Torovoltos

What is Linyos Torovoltos?


1.

A soviet computer hacker who invented Lunix before the Russians lost the cold war. It is based on a program Microsoft wrote for the US government.

He also wrote many other programs, such as telnet, which is used to connect to other people's computer without a telephone, and mp3 which is capable of stealing music out of people's stereos.

Clearly Linyos Torovoltos is not to be trusted.

See lunix, linux, hacking, mp3, telnet

2.

The Spaniard car salesman who has a name which sounds like Linus Torvalds, the creator of Linux.

"Yo queiro llamar Linyos Torovoltos."

"Nuevo Fiat!"


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