Lip Bandit Edit Meaning

1. When you go into a crowded elevator, wait until the doors close and fart. Of course, just when I have to go to the top floor, someone l..

1. When a cat moves his two front paws in a kneading motion. First one paw reaches out with claws extended and as it retracts, the other p..

1. This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock att..