What is Lip Lard?
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Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....
Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.
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2.
The same as chapstick or any lube for your beak.
My lips are chapped, through me some lip lard.
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Random Words:
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someone who can suck their penis or vagina,69ing by themselves.
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Someone who shits in his pants; a coward. (German)
"Er war so ein Hosenscheisser, dass er das huebsche Maedchen nicht anreden konn..