Lip Lard

What is Lip Lard?


1.

Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....

Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.

See lips, kiss, chapstick, carmex, lube

2.

The same as chapstick or any lube for your beak.

My lips are chapped, through me some lip lard.

See lips, chapped, kiss, pucker, chapstick


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