Lip Swagger

What is Lip Swagger?


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1. (n.) the visuallyunpleasantwavelikemovementcreated by the upperlip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their frontupperteeth.

2. (n.) the conditionwhere a person is speaking in comprehensiblelanguage while lackingany semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:

To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, castingaloofly, and empathizingnegatively, while moving the bodyin a waltzingpattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.

Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.

Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!


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