Lipocrite

What is Lipocrite?


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An asshole who tells everyone how healthy he has become, then he lapses and gets fatter than he ever was.

Johnny is such a lipocrite! He worked out and ate pilaf and bitched about his fat girlfriend for three weeks, now he's back to drinking whisky in the lab.

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