Lipstick Drunk

What is Lipstick Drunk?


1.

Although very much inebriated, a person who is still concerned about their physical appearence.

Carmen: Gurl you just done puked up all 10 vodka and redbulls you drank this past 2 hours and u puttin on foundation?

Tiffany: (slurred) imfa beef fyone...

Carmen: Gurl you ain't actin' like a straight up lipstick drunk


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