Liptard

What is Liptard?

In reference to someone who is too excited to actually form a coheirant sentance.

Bob: "Hey guys i uhhh yeah omg!"

Chuck: "Bob, you're being liptarded"

See liptard, tongue-tied, stuttering, retarded

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