Lipton Schwartz

What is Lipton Schwartz?


1.

The act of having sex with the fattest and ugliest girl at a party, then pounding her face in.

Joey: Alex, i totally fucked the hottest girl at this party last nite.

Alex: Ya right, i totally saw you lipton schwartz her.

See pounding, fat, sex, yankees, joey


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