Lipton Shades

What is Lipton Shades?

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In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.

At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!

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