Liquid Karl

What is Liquid Karl?


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1. The worst name for a fragrance ever - Karl Lagerfeld's new unisex potion at H&M stores.

The bottle is described as "An elongated glass and metal bottle revealing an amber-hued juice. On the label, a black-and-white photo of the designer, looking relaxed in profile."

2. Any mysterious and inappropriate substance generally found on a NYC subway seat.

1. Wow, you smell great. Thanks, I've doused myself in Liquid Karl.

2. Nobody's sitting in that seat because it's coated in some sort of Liquid Karl.


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