What is Liquid Long Johns?
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The alcoholic sweater you wear on the inside, often giving you "warmth" in a number of drunk situations... mostly used in cases of courage or extreme stupidity...
Katie, the tube-top wearing, miniskirt-sporting hoochie mama took 8 shots of vodka and climbed into her liquid long johns, allowing her to brave the sub zero temperatures outside, thus leaving her jacket at home.
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To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.
WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night..
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When you're almost going to say go to hell to somebody (usually a hot but bitchy girl) , but a split second before, you have a tho..
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when you hit somebody in the nuts and the butt at the same time using an alligator mouth motion
you gave me an allisackor you faggot!
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