Liquid Pearls

What is Liquid Pearls?

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.

She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.

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Paper Bag Theorem

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Eat-a-dickology

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Pull An Oliver

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