Liquideuce Edit Meaning

1.

the loose, unformed human excrement that is brought on by the consumption of large amounts of Guinness followed by bad Chinese food, and that often accompanies pre-marital stress

"Did you guys have diarrhea before your wedding? Like, for a month? Is this normal? I haven't had a solid BM in quite some time. I went to the doctor yesterday, and they're baffled, even after sticking a couple of digits into my ass. I have nightmares about having to bolt to the crapper for a liquideuce during our vows."

See diarrhea, poop, crap, guinness, shart, shit