Liquor Lay

What is Liquor Lay?

A person whom you would have sexual intercourse with only under the influence of alcohol.

Derek: Dude, that girl that left this morning was so ugly! How much did you drink last night?

Me: I know, I know, I need to start avoiding the liquor lay...

See sex, alcohol, bad decisions, humiliation, ugliness

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