What is Lirette?
1.
(LEE ret) n. a smug douchebag.
Damn, look at that lirette over there.
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2.
The shavings left over from trimming one's pubic hair.
"I was going to get a shower but my housemate left a thick layer of lirette in the bathtub."
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3.
(LER-rette) n. The shavings left over from trimming ones genital hair using an electric trimmer. The use of shaving cream does not make lirette. The term originates from the value Dan Lirette is worth, coined by JanusChrist.
See the EncyclopediaDramatica article on Dan Lirette for more information.
"I was going to get a shower but my housemate left a thick layer of lirette in the bathtub."
"He bought a baggie of Scott Tenorman's lirette."
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4.
(LEE ret) n. a guy usually around average height that is athletic and has no problem with the ladies.
Damn, look at that lirette over there.
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