What is Lirus?
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The fake sickness that is obtained when one is too lazy or still feeling the effects from the party last night to attend work that day and calls in sick.
"Hopefully the boss doesn't catch onto my lirus."
"I don't know how much longer this lirus is going to stay inside of my body."
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Its when you bust in a girls vagina, and there's sperm all over your penis and she sucks it off
i pounded her in the snatch and af..
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A man/woman who violates another man/woman by cuddling them when they are not aware/willing of being cuddled
"I was passed out on ..
