What is Lirus?
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The fake sickness that is obtained when one is too lazy or still feeling the effects from the party last night to attend work that day and calls in sick.
"Hopefully the boss doesn't catch onto my lirus."
"I don't know how much longer this lirus is going to stay inside of my body."
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