Lirus

What is Lirus?

1.

The fake sickness that is obtained when one is too lazy or still feeling the effects from the party last night to attend work that day and calls in sick.

"Hopefully the boss doesn't catch onto my lirus."

"I don't know how much longer this lirus is going to stay inside of my body."

See call, boss, sick, lazy, virus, tired, hungover, wasted, work, job
41

Random Words:

Zinnia
1. Big bright flower that is loved to grow in most gardens! Zinnia is loved by butterlies, and grows great in heat. I planted Zinnias in m..
Read more
Osceola Bronco
1. Doggy-style sex while pulling a woman's hair and slapping her ass. Women from Texas are often excited by the prospect of Osceola B..
Read more
Fucking Cunt
1. Peach in "Mario Power Tennis" When Peach missed a shot in "Mario Power Tennis", Nick replied with "Fucking Cun..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free