What is Lirus?
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The fake sickness that is obtained when one is too lazy or still feeling the effects from the party last night to attend work that day and calls in sick.
"Hopefully the boss doesn't catch onto my lirus."
"I don't know how much longer this lirus is going to stay inside of my body."
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the process of masturbation where the masturbator asphyxiates themselves to gain a higher level of excitement.
Sam was having an asphix..
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To queef out of your testicle cleavage
OOH....I just ball cleavage queefed in that hoes mouth.
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