What is Lisa Cunt?
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A very expensive call girl.
I looked up "escort" in the yellow pages because I wanted to lease a Ford, but I ended up with a Lisa Cunt instead. I had her all Memorial weekend, and it sure was memorialable! Especially with those memory glands of hers. I hope Lita Ford's mom won't be pissed.
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To be ridiculously drunk.
I don't remember anything from last night. Dog, I was so redrunkulous it wasn't funny.
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