Lisa Cunt

What is Lisa Cunt?


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A very expensive call girl.

I looked up "escort" in the yellow pages because I wanted to lease a Ford, but I ended up with a Lisa Cunt instead. I had her all Memorial weekend, and it sure was memorialable! Especially with those memory glands of hers. I hope Lita Ford's mom won't be pissed.

See call girl, escort


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