Listens Like A Brick

What is Listens Like A Brick?

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.

"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."

"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."

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W.t.f.g.a.s.c.i.d.g.a.s.

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