What is Listerbate?
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{verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a 
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)
I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my
johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.
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