What is Listerbate?
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{verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)
I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my
johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.
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the sexual act of blowing air in a girls vah jay jay, then pinching the lips shut, then having her queef in your face.
Dude, i gave amy..
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n. someone who is redonkulously slow and lazy, as old people fucking.
Alex - "Damnit Andy! You move like old people fuck!"
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