What is Listerine Coffee?
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The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.
Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.
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The metaphorical reasoning for why it seems like every weirdo out there has no trouble finding their 'mate' and the reason why..
