Listerine Lollipops

What is Listerine Lollipops?


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Listerine lollipops, (Lis ter rin -- lol li pops), noun.

( African American/Black slang )

1. A hard flavored candy that is attached to a short stick for easy handling. A mass of flavored candy made to suck on attached to a small stick.

Lollipops can be flavored with a multiple variety of flavors such as: apple; cherry; orange; watermelon amongst many new flavors being created and used for the enjoyment of adults and children alike.

2. Listerine lollipops are exactly as the adjective states -- a lollipop flavored with Listerine mouthwash as made by the Pfizer Company.

Listerine lollipops have not been invented to my knowledge, but many people sure could use them -- but you didn't hear that from me, as I am not one to gossip.

That boy's breath smelled so bad, I wished I had some Listerine lollipops to give his onion eating sandwich ass.

But you didn't hear that from me,... as I am not one to gossip or hurt people's feelings -- that's right!

Praise Jesus!

Hell,... I have some Listerine.

I will make some popsicles and give it to his ass.

All I need are some of those small Dixie cups, some Listerine poured into them damn cups and put a stick in the middle of them and slam them in my freezer for a few hours.

Hell,...I can't wait for Pfizer to make these damn things,...NID!

This child needs help now,... NID,...NID!

Damn, I can't even breath -- I better help myself!

Yes operator -- I am calling for myself,...NID!!!

Maybe the paramedics have some Listerine lollipops for his ass!

Boy's breath stank.

DAMN! I gotta go!... DAMN SQUARED!

See bad breath, mouthwash, nid


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