What is Lit?
1.
The state of being so intoxicated (regardless of the intoxicating agent) that all the person can do is smile, so that they look lit up like a light.
He's so lit he can't even talk. Pee.
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2.
extremely intoxicated
Last night I was lit, and I fucked your sister.
3.
adj. high, stoned, out of it
"Hey dan lets go get lit and jump off my roof!"
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4.
(adj) stoned
i'm so fuckin lit....
5.
drunker than a son-of-a-bitch
last night I was lit like a god damn christmas tree
6.
The act of getting completely stoned and wastingly drunk.
This started when the hippies found that pot keeps you from having a hangover the next morning.
"Lit" people are usually too drunk to be mellow and too bombed to hurt others, this results in them bleeding themselves.
"Duuude, we all got lit last night and Tom jumped out the window trying to make it to the neighbors roof."
Me: puff, puff, pass
lit idiot: "watch me break this door with my head"
Me: "I'll call the ambulance in advance so you won't have to wait so long"
<lit idiot breaks head with door>
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7.
Something that is fucking amazing in any sense.
Cody Hottenroth, Greg Nighbor, and Kirk Emmer are fucking LIT!
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