Lit Edit Meaning

1.

The state of being so intoxicated (regardless of the intoxicating agent) that all the person can do is smile, so that they look lit up like a light.

He's so lit he can't even talk. Pee.

See Danimal

2.

extremely intoxicated

Last night I was lit, and I fucked your sister.

3.

adj. high, stoned, out of it

"Hey dan lets go get lit and jump off my roof!"

See high, stoned, cocked, wasted, out of it

4.

(adj) stoned

i'm so fuckin lit....

5.

drunker than a son-of-a-bitch

last night I was lit like a god damn christmas tree

6.

The act of getting completely stoned and wastingly drunk.

This started when the hippies found that pot keeps you from having a hangover the next morning.

"Lit" people are usually too drunk to be mellow and too bombed to hurt others, this results in them bleeding themselves.

"Duuude, we all got lit last night and Tom jumped out the window trying to make it to the neighbors roof."

Me: puff, puff, pass

lit idiot: "watch me break this door with my head"

Me: "I'll call the ambulance in advance so you won't have to wait so long"

<lit idiot breaks head with door>

See lit, wrecked, trashed, wasted, fucked up

7.

Something that is fucking amazing in any sense.

Cody Hottenroth, Greg Nighbor, and Kirk Emmer are fucking LIT!

See lit, sweet