What is Litchenstein?
1.
First off Wally did not reject the idea, he was told that he couldn't even get a goat, and then when he tried he saw Ashleah getting a little too frisky with it, he threw up a couple of times, and then got out his camera and sold the footage to all those sick fucks on the internet.
Eww its a Litchenstein, she needs to get off that goat.
2.
Ashleah Litchenstein prefers goats, she took advice from Dennis after Wally turned down the idea.
Ashleah: Honey, I'm leaving you for another...
Husband: How could you? I thought we loved eachother!
Ashleah: Well, Jack pleases me in a way you NEVER could.
Husband: but... but...
Ashleah: Here meet my lover, Jack.
Jack: BaAaAaAaHHHHH
3.
THe truth hurts.
AShleah litchenstein likes farm animals
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4.
That girl with that goat over there.
Frequent customer of Goat Lovers and Company.
Goat Lovers and Company!
Oh, An appointment for brian david?, I'm sorry Ashleah Litchenstein has rented all 500 of our goats for the next 3 months, perhaps you'd like to visit our gorilla outlet...
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5.
woah fuck liek teh OMG kupwn'd!
I wally woxxorssssss!
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