Litchfield Edit Meaning

1.

pretty, preppy little town in connecticut. filled with upper middle class, xenophobic families who have trouble accepting anyone who they didnt go to daycare with. the parents are typically pretentious, judgemental assholes and the kids are socially awkward. girls can usually be seen wearing hollister and abercrombie and weigh about two pounds. the boys are significantly less attractive but wear the same tacky fashions. everyone hear bitches about how much their life sucks, which in a way it does, because there is legitimately nothing to do here. on occasion something REALLY exciting happens, like a girl almost gets abducted, or someone does drugs, but usually everyone sits around in their antique houses, being swallowed up by their boredom. although this may look lik e the perfect place to raise a family, do not move here unless you want a child so boring they have to make an effort to keep from drooling all over their size zero hollister shirt.

"oh look, litchfields such a cute little town."

"yeah but have you been to bantam?"

See boring, preppy, xenophobic, new england, shithole

2.

the act of having sex with someone really quickly and awfully, aka rabbit sex

Did you and Ianhave sex?

Yeah.. but he totally litchfielded me

See sex, rabbit, cum, fast, litchfield

3.

To finger someone when they are drunk and asleep in such a way that they think they only dreamed the whole incident

"Hey Candy, last night I think i copped a Litchfield, I thought it was a dream but I found a massive hole in my underwear"

See fingering, dirty, alcoholic, drunk, disgusting

4.

alright... so if Connecticut is nowhere... Litchfield is the middle

"the answer: a place where nothing happens, there is nothing to do, and no one leaves their house. the question: what is Litchfield?"

5.

A town a lil left of east bumfuck where nobody has anything better to do than fuck off. Stuck in between Manchester and Nashua so no one knows where it is

Where's Litchfield? Is that near Manchester?

See town, nowhere, boring, manchester, nashua

6.

n. Where/When nothing is going on.

v. (litchfielding) Doing nothing because nothing is going on.

n. This is Litchfield right now.

v. I hate Litchfielding because nobody ever wants to host.

See litchfield, bored, party, nothing, dull, Litchfield

7.

The most fucking boreing place on earth! Small town in the middle of Connecticut. the worst place to raise a family! there is zero diversity! Crime rate of, like, negative three.

I wish I lived anywhere but Litchfield.

See ct, southington, torrington, waterbury, connecticut